Marilyn’s Quotes

August 6, 2013

Texas Gov. Rick Perry: “There are many other states that embrace those conservative values — the approach we’ve taken over the years. I’m in one today — Florida.”

Audience Member: “WE’RE IN LOUISIANA!”

July 26, 2013

JAR:  “Gettin’ a job these days is tough…. like fittin’ into a bikini.”

July 10, 2013

SJ: “I’ve taken this laptop to the Apple store twice now to fix the delete key. The guy said: ‘So…. you must make a lot of mistakes’.”

June 25, 2013

Peggy Kosinski (Channel 5): The streets of Chicago are filled with fans. What’s your message to all those people?

Jonathan Toews (team captain): Keep the bars open. We’re coming home tonight.

June 24, 2013

RR: Ugh. I never could watch The Sopranos. It was too much like my marriage.

June 6, 2013

“ To have that front seat to history and to the lives of people, and tell the story of humanity. Capturing that from the cameras of our hearts… And sharing that. This is the great thing about photojournalism. I always consider it a privilege. “

— John H. White, Pulitzer Prize winning photographer, laid off by Sun-Times last week.

May 17, 2013

ES:  “My daily life includes performing at least one odious task per day.”

May 3, 2013

DF: “Hey, MA, you look crabby; how can I cheer you up? I want to be just like you when I grow up.”

MA: “Yeah? Go slam your dick in the door five times if you want to know what it’s like to be me.”

April 4, 2013

AH: Almonds. That’s brain food, right?

HD: Hm. Well, apparently you’ve got the wrong nut.

March 22, 2013

MW: “Try these vegan chocolate chip cookies I made.”

SM: “Hmm. You know what these need? A pat of butter right on top.”