“The Rapture Came and No One Went”
by Steve Schlich
PLAY SONG (2:16)

Christmas is Certain
A sub-directorate of the Bureau of Special Christmas Operations (BOSCO), Santa’s Little Secret Service is an Elvish security agency with the primary mission of ensuring the safety of Santa, Mrs. Claus and other high-value Christmas persons. The Service is separated into divisions focusing on personal protection, diplomatic protection, intelligence, and Christmas certainty operations. When not protecting Santa, LSS can found assisting in protection of other high-value, Holiday persons, such as the Easter Bunny and Jesus with the help of their unique Candy Cane weapons. BOSCO neither confirms nor denies the existence of the Silent Knights.
“Back to the Start”
by Willie Nelson
PLAY SONG (2:20)
Willie Nelson sings a Cold Play song plugging Chipolte restaurants. And the animation is pretty cool.

Whatever
“shots captured with disposable cameras left in new york’s lovely parks”. Tied to a park bench with twine.
Only Ron Paul could come up with a negative ad that hits New Gingrich where it hurts: in the bloviator.

The old Thanksgiving tradition of stacking Hot Wheels on my dad during his post-turkey nap has been successfully passed on to the next generation. What a joyous day! Courtesy of Matt Vogel.