IK: He’s an ear, nose and throat doctor, not a vomit doctor.
LW: Hey, I have a question. Do they have maternity leave at Hooters?
JO: My son Jack turned 4 on Saturday. I asked him what he’s going to do when he grows up. He said he’s going to grow a beard and marry mommy.
RR: There was a post-it note on my desk. I looked for how I would hit reply.
TV: I couldn’t make it to the Sarah Paretski book reading because I had to go home and construct bullet bras.
TV: He calls it Circus of Ole.
PY (to video client): Does the carcass move at all?
RS: People make me crazy. I make myself crazy sometimes, but I forgive myself so much more easily
MP: 7th inning. Pirates 14, Cubs 2. We’re losing so hard!
TP: What? Her too? Damn it? I’m never going to get an emmy if you keep f**king the homeowners!