Marilyn's Quotes

November 22, 2010

IK: He’s an ear, nose and throat doctor, not a vomit doctor.

October 15, 2010

LW: Hey, I have a question. Do they have maternity leave at Hooters?

September 28, 2010

JO: My son Jack turned 4 on Saturday. I asked him what he’s going to do when he grows up. He said he’s going to grow a beard and marry mommy.

September 23, 2010

RR: There was a post-it note on my desk. I looked for how I would hit reply.

September 11, 2010

TV: I couldn’t make it to the Sarah Paretski book reading because I had to go home and construct bullet bras.

September 7, 2010

TV: He calls it Circus of Ole.

September 2, 2010

PY (to video client): Does the carcass move at all?

RS: People make me crazy.  I make myself crazy sometimes, but I forgive myself so much more easily

MP: 7th inning. Pirates 14, Cubs 2. We’re losing so hard!

August 12, 2010

TP: What? Her too? Damn it? I’m never going to get an emmy if you keep f**king the homeowners!