Marilyn's Quotes

December 15, 2010

CS: You know it’s country music when you get bumped up to headliner because somebody’s in jail.

December 5, 2010

JR: I’m not sure whether to be proud of my son or furious with him. While walking through an icy parking lot, he grabbed my arm to keep me from falling. How nice, I thought. Until he uttered this gem….I should get my patch for helping the elderly.

November 26, 2010

‎”This is so fun! I’ve never broken into such a nice house before!” -Micky, Thanksgiving Night

November 22, 2010

IK: He’s an ear, nose and throat doctor, not a vomit doctor.

October 15, 2010

LW: Hey, I have a question. Do they have maternity leave at Hooters?

September 28, 2010

JO: My son Jack turned 4 on Saturday. I asked him what he’s going to do when he grows up. He said he’s going to grow a beard and marry mommy.

September 23, 2010

RR: There was a post-it note on my desk. I looked for how I would hit reply.

September 11, 2010

TV: I couldn’t make it to the Sarah Paretski book reading because I had to go home and construct bullet bras.

September 7, 2010

TV: He calls it Circus of Ole.

September 2, 2010

PY (to video client): Does the carcass move at all?