CF: “You know that lady with the 2 scales that represents justice? That should be replaced by a tottering old man with a cane.”
JL: “I need a fur cape. What am I doing walking around my house without a fur cape, like some kinda sucker?”
Texas Gov. Rick Perry: “There are many other states that embrace those conservative values — the approach we’ve taken over the years. I’m in one today — Florida.”
Audience Member: “WE’RE IN LOUISIANA!”
JAR: ”Gettin’ a job these days is tough…. like fittin’ into a bikini.”
SJ: “I’ve taken this laptop to the Apple store twice now to fix the delete key. The guy said: ‘So…. you must make a lot of mistakes’.”
Peggy Kosinski (Channel 5): The streets of Chicago are filled with fans. What’s your message to all those people?
Jonathan Toews (team captain): Keep the bars open. We’re coming home tonight.
RR: Ugh. I never could watch The Sopranos. It was too much like my marriage.
“ To have that front seat to history and to the lives of people, and tell the story of humanity. Capturing that from the cameras of our hearts… And sharing that. This is the great thing about photojournalism. I always consider it a privilege. “
– John H. White, Pulitzer Prize winning photographer, laid off by Sun-Times last week.
ES: ”My daily life includes performing at least one odious task per day.”
DF: “Hey, MA, you look crabby; how can I cheer you up? I want to be just like you when I grow up.”
MA: “Yeah? Go slam your dick in the door five times if you want to know what it’s like to be me.”