Marilyn's Quotes

August 28, 2011

GA: I got you a card for your birthday and I was gonna sign it and everything but I decided to leave it in the plastic just in case you didn’t like it and wanted to give it to someone else.

August 3, 2011

Dr. N: That tooth is a piece of crap. It’s just there to protect the molar.

May 23, 2011

VL: I think 1974 was the last time I had a pitcher of Schiltz.

May 6, 2011

JM: Everyone who works there is either on anti-anxiety meds or in affairs or drinks heavily or something. But, they’re all really good people.

April 24, 2011

RR: CF has a mobile hot spot right in his pocket, so I can be online if I follow him around.
CF: Whatever it takes.

April 16, 2011

KA (college age):  I wish I was little again, when the music wasn’t all rap.

April 6, 2011

SM: You know what I gave up for lent?

TP: What?

SM: My New Year’s Resolutions.

April 1, 2011

My lord bless my boys for a good summer
— Ozzie Guillen tweet on White Sox opening day.

March 23, 2011

RR:  All the healthy cereal I bought at Whole Foods is gone!

CF:  Ya!  I discovered it’s pretty good…  after I pour some chocolate syrup on it.

March 9, 2011

TW: What are you looking for?
IK: Oh, just a prostate tape.
TW: Well, wear some gloves.