LW: (as cat) Yeah, I scratched up your couch…. (lifting arms over high head) but just try and resist this soft underbelly here!
CM: You know I never complain. NEVER complain.
Except when I’m thirsty.
LW: I gotta say most women I know twisting around a pole aren’t winning gold medals.
TV: Yeah, you never know what’s around the stupid corner.
VL: “I’m going to Thailand in November. My friend arranged for us to go to Bangkok, Chaing Mai and Phuket.”
CD: “Phuket? Is the ‘ph’ pronounced as an ‘f’? As in: ‘I’ve been working too much. I’m going to Phuket’?”
JK: Yeah, I remember IPA. We used to call it Idiots Posing as Artists.
MW: What are you getting LJ for her birthday this year?
SJ: Well…. I painted the porch!
JK: I know what would make my sore back feel better….. A nice big bowl of Mac ‘N Cheese!
BD: Hey, guys. Did you see that girl over there I was talkin’ to? She gave me a Cheeto. Is that good?
JG (from FB): I am too sick to do my bouffant. Wah.