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Marilyn's Quotes

October 5, 2012

LW: (as cat) Yeah, I scratched up your couch…. (lifting arms over high head) but just try and resist this soft underbelly here!

September 17, 2012

CM: You know I never complain. NEVER complain.

Except when I’m thirsty.

August 3, 2012

LW: I gotta say most women I know twisting around a pole aren’t winning gold medals.

July 30, 2012

TV: Yeah, you never know what’s around the stupid corner.

July 3, 2012

VL: “I’m going to Thailand in November. My friend arranged for us to go to Bangkok, Chaing Mai and Phuket.”

CD: “Phuket? Is the ‘ph’ pronounced as an ‘f’? As in: ‘I’ve been working too much. I’m going to Phuket’?”

May 30, 2012

JK: Yeah, I remember IPA. We used to call it Idiots Posing as Artists.

May 22, 2012

MW: What are you getting LJ for her birthday this year?

SJ: Well…. I painted the porch!

May 21, 2012

JK: I know what would make my sore back feel better….. A nice big bowl of Mac ‘N Cheese!

April 30, 2012

BD: Hey, guys. Did you see that girl over there I was talkin’ to? She gave me a Cheeto. Is that good?

April 27, 2012

JG (from FB): I am too sick to do my bouffant. Wah.