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Marilyn's Quotes

November 27, 2013

JH: “My sister-in-law is making paella for Thanksgiving so said she didn’t want me to bring mashed potatoes.”

JL: “What! Thanksgiving is all about multiple starches. Of course you should bring the mashed potatoes!”

November 5, 2013

MM: “My wife just texted me. I fell asleep on the couch last night watching football. And she said I was mumbling something about time code.”

October 26, 2013

DH: “Yeah money talks. My money talks: it says: ‘bye, bye’.”

September 22, 2013

JR: “That was the man that officiated the service for my mother’s funeral an hour ago. I hope he didn’t hear us talking about sex swings as he approached our table.”

September 20, 2013

HDM: “Took the dog to the vet this morning. We were on time for our appt. but we had to wait. There was a horse ahead of us.”

September 12, 2013

CF: “You know that lady with the 2 scales that represents justice? That should be replaced by a tottering old man with a cane.”

August 14, 2013

JL: “I need a fur cape. What am I doing walking around my house without a fur cape, like some kinda sucker?”

August 6, 2013

Texas Gov. Rick Perry: “There are many other states that embrace those conservative values — the approach we’ve taken over the years. I’m in one today — Florida.”

Audience Member: “WE’RE IN LOUISIANA!”

July 26, 2013

JAR:  ”Gettin’ a job these days is tough…. like fittin’ into a bikini.”

July 10, 2013

SJ: “I’ve taken this laptop to the Apple store twice now to fix the delete key. The guy said: ‘So…. you must make a lot of mistakes’.”