Marilyn's Quotes

January 29, 2012

RR:  Are you playing Monopoly on the iPad?

CF:  Yep and I’m playing the Italian way.  Making all my money in jail.

December 29, 2011

IL: “Twenty years later, listening to my parents’ hippie friends, I realize they had an alternative definition to “pot luck” dinners.”

November 30, 2011

MW: Sure, I can key that over another background. And if need be, we can clean it up using the matt choker.

Matt: Yeeeaaah, I don’t really like the sound of that.

October 21, 2011

LG: My three-year-old wrote a wise poem today: “Run fast! / Pass gas.” My job as a parent is done.

October 14, 2011

MW: How did you score that Little Kings T-shirt?
LW: Well I drink so many of them at the Elbow Room that the distibutor gave them a T-shirt and a bucket. They gave me the T-shirt and whenever I come in, they give me my LKs in my bucket!

October 7, 2011

CD: I want to be an international super-villain SO BAD!!

October 3, 2011

JF: (high school age): I had to eat candy because you didn’t give me lunch money on friday.
RR: You have more money than any of us.
JF: Ya, but the school doesn’t take credit cards.

September 25, 2011

CD: When I was in college, I wasn’t ready to join the real world. So I asked myself how can I stick around another year? So I told my mom (a real church-goer) that I wanted to change direction and study theology.

September 21, 2011

LW: Just because he’s a crackhead, doesn’t mean he’s a bad mechanic!

September 14, 2011

GF: That (cake) is not just good, it’s lay down on the floor and play your trumpet good!