HL: What image do you want to see on this cue?
GM: A bottom.
HL: “It’s too soon to stop sleeping now.”
GM: Ouch! Shit! I’ve just stuck my spectacles up my nostril. And it hurt! Extraordinarily.
Anon: If you ever get a tatoo, don’t put it in a place where it would be visible by a judge.
Teresa: (to tiger woods) Keep your dick in your pants and your club in
your hands.
SS: Here it’s a little on the slow side. (ok, maybe a lot on the slow side) After the LAX job…. zero, but hope springs eternal. (or, stupidity doesn’t have a clue about reality)
SM: You should get a toupee so I can call you Doug The Rug.
FS to BK in the employee’s kitchen: Just be careful, Bill, don’t overdo it too much. Sobriety can be a dangerous thing.
Fortune cookie: ’ You will have to wait until spring for good luck.’
CF: “Well, fuck you!, fortune cookie.”
SW: “All day long I listen to people give me excuses why they can’t work. My legs hurt. My back aches. I’m only four. The sooner he learns life isn’t handed to him on a silver platter, the better.”