Marilyn's Quotes

March 18, 2010

HL: What image do you want to see on this cue?

GM: A bottom.

HL: “It’s too soon to stop sleeping now.”

March 10, 2010

GM: Ouch! Shit! I’ve just stuck my spectacles up my nostril. And it hurt! Extraordinarily.

March 1, 2010

Anon: If you ever get a tatoo, don’t put it in a place where it would be visible by a judge.

February 19, 2010

Teresa:  (to tiger woods)  Keep your dick in your pants and your club in 
your hands.

February 17, 2010

SS: Here it’s a little on the slow side. (ok, maybe a lot on the slow side)  After the LAX job…. zero, but hope springs eternal. (or, stupidity doesn’t have a clue about reality)

February 8, 2010

SM: You should get a toupee so I can call you Doug The Rug.

January 12, 2010

FS to BK in the employee’s kitchen: Just be careful, Bill, don’t overdo it too much. Sobriety can be a dangerous thing.

January 9, 2010

Fortune cookie:  ’ You will have to wait until spring for good luck.’

CF: “Well, fuck you!, fortune cookie.”

January 5, 2010

SW: “All day long I listen to people give me excuses why they can’t work. My legs hurt. My back aches. I’m only four. The sooner he learns life isn’t handed to him on a silver platter, the better.”