October 19, 2014
KR; “My mother refuses to use the cloud. She said, ‘What if there’s a comet or something?’ “
September 16, 2014
RR: “So…. Quicktime won’t work on the new Mac Mavericks?”
ES: “Looks like it.”
RR: “But it’s an Apple product!”
ES: “I’m telling you.. Apple eats it’s own children.”
August 20, 2014
MW: “You got us doing all this extra work. And let me tell ya, we’re not spring chickens.”
SM: “Yes you aaaaareeeee. Don’t try to fool me.”
July 9, 2014
RR: “Do you think he’s going on a boat judging by those shoes?”
SM: “I don’t know, but we’re going to lay our picnic on his checkered shirt!”
June 22, 2014
HD: “You know, in movie-making we aren’t really ever done editing, we just stop.”
May 17, 2014
SS: “So I went for a check up and the doctor said my knee was healing very nicely. When I asked when I should have the knee replacement on the other one, he said: ‘well I’m not going to chase you around with a scalpel, but it should be soon.'”
May 8, 2014
JI: “The name is Settipani. Anyone know them?”
ML: “Wait. Did you say ‘set of panties’?”
DJ: “Well THAT person didn’t get teased much.”
April 23, 2014
SZ: “Ok. Let’s get this show pony in the barn, please.”
March 27, 2014
DB: “Listening to Scott inform this small crowd about his book, I realized — after all these years I miss hearing him talk!!”
March 10, 2014
CS: “I ran into my old personal trainer at the liquor store…”
