Catch of the Day

Roaches Are Forever

By Scott Langill

"A roach by any other name would never be as sweet"

Just in time for Valentine’s Day. A special something for that special someone. Name one of the Bronx Zoo’s 58,000 Madagascar hissing cockroach after them. For $10 you get a certificate and e-card and for $15 more, a hand-painted, artisanal chocolate roach. For the fickle, a Roach Duo is just $35.

Bronx Zoo: Name a Roach, Give a Cocoa-Roach

The Puppet’s Court

By Scott Langill

I like the jury.....

The corruption trial against former Cuyahoga county commissioner and county Democratic chairman, Jimmy Dimora, began last week in federal court in Akron. Newsmakers are not allowed to film in the courtroom, so each day Cleveland’s WOIO-TV is presenting puppetizations of the proceedings. “The testimony is real. The puppets are not.” The testimony includes bribery, racketeering, gambling, prostitutes, sexually transmitted diseases, and refrigerators. In one scene, a furry hand stuffs cash down the shirt of a puppet prostitute.

The Puppet’s Court

Catch of the Day

By Scott Langill

Luna

Luna, a wild orca boy, tries to communicate with humans by imitating their boat’s motor!

Luna

Cats That Look Like Hitler!

By Scott Langill

Kitler? Mein Puehrer?

Just in time for the holidaze, it’s Cats That Look Like Hitler!

Cats That Look Like Hitler!

Santa’s Little Secret Service

By Scott Langill

Christmas is Certain

A sub-directorate of the Bureau of Special Christmas Operations (BOSCO), Santa’s Little Secret Service is an Elvish security agency with the primary mission of ensuring the safety of Santa, Mrs. Claus and other high-value Christmas persons. The Service is separated into divisions focusing on personal protection, diplomatic protection, intelligence, and Christmas certainty operations. When not protecting Santa, LSS can found assisting in protection of other high-value, Holiday persons, such as the Easter Bunny and Jesus with the help of their unique Candy Cane weapons. BOSCO neither confirms nor denies the existence of the Silent Knights.

Santa’s Little Secret Service

Christmas is Certain

New York Shots

By Scott Langill

Whatever

“shots captured with disposable cameras left in new york’s lovely parks”. Tied to a park bench with twine.

New York Shots