CULTURE
53 Things to Eat for Thanksgiving
That Are Not Turkey
By Eric Scholl
53 Things to Eat for Thanksgiving That Are Not Turkey:
1. Broccoli. 2. Tofu. 3. Kelp. 4. Coleslaw. 5. Nuts. 6. Twigs. 7. Mushrooms.
8. Spinach. 9 Ice.10. Mustard. 11. Lentils. 12. Salt. 13. Fake hotdogs. 14.
Turnips. 15. Lots of fine pie. 16. beer. 17. Potato chips. 18. Cap’n
Crunch 19. Kohlrabi. 20. Air-popped Popcorn. 21. Oatmeal. 22. Paste. 23. Junior
Mints. 24. Bread. 25. Sandwiches. 26. Rice 27. Rice Crispies 28. Salads 29.
Muffins. 30. Leftover Halloween candy. 31. Cornish hens. 32. Cream of Wheat.
33. Chinese food. 34. Toast. 35. Pretzels. 36. Kidney Beans. 37. Lima Beans.
38. Masala Dosa. 39. Coffee. 40. Potato Pancakes. 41. Frozen Mixed Vegetables.
42. Canned sliced carrots. 43. The stuff way back in the refrigerator. 44.
Parsnips. 45. Lemons. 46. Oranges. 47. Straw. 48. Spaghetti. 49. Artichokes.
50. Ryekrisp. 51. Oat Thins. 52. Onions. 53. Cap’n Crunch with Crunch
Berries.
Coming soon: 69 things you can eat for Christmas that are not fruitcakes.
