By Scott Langill

Hau`oli la Hanau?

People who pose for pictures with their arms around their fellow subjects but without laying hands on them, hover hands. Website curator “Mr. Hoverlover” ascribes this to “100% Instant Virgin Detection Guaranteed!” One wonders about mysophobics, aphephobics, exes, hand sanitizers, cooties of course, and why “Mr. Hoverlover” is so preoccupied with male chastity.

Hover Hands

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