Santa’s not a very reliable snail mail correspondent. The North Pole is the Roach Motel for kids letters. But this year you and yours can get a personalized telephone call (or email). Google Voice’s Send a Call From Santa website lets choose from hundreds of options to send a customized phone call to kids of any age. If the kid you know has a special request or message for Santa, you can leave him a message at his Google Voice number: 855-34-SANTA; and then create a return message. Google Maps and Google Earth have teamed with NORAD this year to help you track Santa on Christmas Eve. And why is NORAD adding to the deficit by tracking Santa? They blame Sears.