Tired of your child enabled co-workers frequent excuses for missing work? From kid’s practices to doctors appointments, daycare emergencies to snow days they seem to be always taking off work. Now you too can have an excuse to skip work with The Office Kid. Each kit comes with a framed picture of a child, a work of children’s art, and a list of suggested excuses. For additional fees, you can have the child photoshopped into a sports team picture or a doctor’s note on official-looking stationery. And yes, just like Madonna, you can pick out your kid’s gender and ethnicity.